I reckon everyone has a talent. And I don’t mean manual talents, flair for languages, head for figures. Apart from the inborn talents, that our parents have nurtured from the early days of our lives, we have those deeply hidden ones, lying dormant, as if ripening until finally discovered. However, my definition of a talent may seem a bit skewed. One's talent can even be spilling coffee over new books, wiping all most precious files, computer content, internet, you name it- doable in my case for I have a love- and- hate relationship with technology. The fact that some of us are totally devoid of ability to calculate in my mind and their brains switch off when people speak to them in numbers is in fact their unique talent. Crying at full blast in order to have puffy eyes next morning and put frozen spoons on eyelids. But on top of it there’s blushing! I suggest we find talents in our shortcomings. What are yours?
My hidden talents start with being calm, collected and efficient to the point that people at work think nothing can push my buttons. Unfortunately working in US for years and meeting gazillion of brainless and anoying college drop outs with an attitude circulating in their blood kind of helped me master at least 5 perfect smiles. One for : Hi how r u? How many? Oh you're ignoring me and sitting where the hell you want fine :)Second for: Check of course, was everything ok. Yes? no? Have a good one. Thanks for coming eghh eghh ignoring me :) Third one: How do you get to the roof? Oh yes probably not with the elevator that is right in front of you, you moron, but go outside where you came from and scale the building cuz in your idea the roof is not on top of the building like every fkn else in the world but is on the ground floor :) Fourth one: Hello Plymouth Restaurant order to go sure what would u like oh yes I will hold so that u can ask the whole freakin office of emplyees what they want for lunch while Im on hold developing a neck scholiosis :) Fifth one : Hi are you ready to order, cheesburger sure with extra lettuce, tomatoe, mayo, mustard, frizzled onions, fries, free cup of soup, and coleslaw. That would be $8.53 with tax and 25 cents carry out charge. Carry out what carry out oh I'm sorry cancel the order what a surprise not enough free extras for your fat privileged b...k ass and 25 cents for carry out utensils and containers make u want to starve today ? Fine with me :)
ReplyDeleteDon't even get me started on the clientele from the pm shift that finally found their way to the roof for cocktails. Urgh cheers!!!